Eating for 1

Have you ever been a Mormon female, married for 9 months, and had a healthy appetite?  If so, you were probably pregnant at the time.  But even though 99 out of 100 women meeting this criteria are pregnant, somehow I have managed to become the 1% (bah! lame joke!). 

But seriously, stop asking me.

I will now demonstrate telling the difference between a pregnant person and a person who loves carbs:


A beautiful baby-inside-belly



A post-pasta dinner belly